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Spastick Witchcraft (featuring Gianna Love)

from Vltrahex by Johan Ess

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Oh yes Lord!
This shit is Spastick!

(Spastick Faggot Madness, Spastick Faggot Witchcraft)

Ooh, girl! The other day... I was walking down the street to go see a Drag Show, and this street preacher, he stopped me.

He said, "Have you received The Lord today, young lady?"
I said, "What?"
He said, "Have you received The Lord?!"
I said, "Who?"
He said, "If you receive The Lord, you can go to Heaven."
I said, "Where?!?"
I said, "Honey, I'm tryin to go to a Drag Show."
He said, "A DRAG show?! Do you know those people are going to hell?"

Spastick Faggot Witchcraft. Do you wanna pray?

And he said, "He who wears clothes of the opposite sex is an abomination."
I looked at him, I said, "Honey, I feel The Lord in a Drag Queen. Gurrrl, when she came out in them sequins... I raised my hands up in the air and I felt the Spirit."

(Spastick Faggot Madness, Spastick Faggot Witchcraft)

Yes I did. I felt the Spirit. But anyway, this preacher... Gurrrl, he looked me up and down...

(Spastick Faggot Madness, Spastick Faggot Witchcraft)

...and I looked him up and down. And he wanted to try to make me meet this Jesus person. But he said he hate a faggot. I said, "Baby, I got something for you!"

I got Spastick Faggot Witchcraft. Do you wanna pray?

...and I began to pray and I worked myself up and down that street, honey. I strut my shit! And I snapped my fingers in the air and I said, "Spastick!" and it started manifesting and I said "Spastick Faggot Witchcraft! Do YOU wanna pray?"

You can't learn this shit...
from a mothafvckin school.
You gotta go...
to the Spastick Multiverse.

(Spastick Faggot Madness, Spastick Faggot Witchcraft)

I went to Heaven the other day and it was a Gay Club!
And honey the Angels were Trannies!
And they were struttin their shit on the Dance Floor.
And there was Spastick Faggot Madness... all around, honey.
And we put our hands in the air!
And we RECEIVED the Spirit of Spastick Faggot Madness Through the Power of Tranny Jesus.

(Spastick Faggot Madness, Spastick Faggot Witchcraft)

Take a wig made of Astral Energy and put it on your head. Invoke the Power through your Third Eye Chakra.
Spin around Three Times...
Bow to every corner you can Imagine...
Sashay, Shante,
And say to Yourself:

"I Have The Power Of Spastick Witchcraft. I Have The Power Of Spastick Faggot Madness. I'm Fabulous. I'm Beautiful. I Can Do What I Want. I Can Do Anything, Baby. I Can Sashay All Through The World."

And That is the Empowerment of Spastick Faggot Witchcraft!

(Spastick Faggot Madness, Spastick Faggot Witchcraft)

Honey, I'm here to tell you today that The Lord is a Spastick Faggot Tranny. Hallelujah!

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from Vltrahex, released July 23, 2012
Vocals and lyrics by Gianna Love
Tabla by William Clark

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Johan Ess Portland, Oregon

A non-binary experimental electronic musical performance artist based in the Pacific Northwest that creates music for life in late capitalism.

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