Vltrahex

by Johan Ess

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about

In a world desperate for maximalism, even wobbles can be converted into a commodity. Our senses are overwhelmed by shameless copycat techniques, hordes of bass zombies, and toxic body shots. Do we even have a future anymore?

Vltrahex is here to probe cynically for a shred of meaning in the ongoing nightmare that we all deny living in. It serves as a sinister mirror to stare into for disturbing insights, while it glares back at us with sheer horror.

credits

released 23 July 2012

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Made from 2009-2012 while forming triangles between Florida, Philadelphia, and Ashelantis.

Produced by Johan Ess with contributions by these wonderful people...

Vocals and lyrics on both Spastick tracks by Gianna Love

Tabla on 'Spastick Witchcraft' played by William Clark kalibhakti.bandcamp.com

Guitar on 'A World Against Gay' by The Illuminist soundcloud.com/the-illuminist

Remixes:
08 - PaleBit
09 - [tlr]
10 - Cheezface
11 - KroyClub
12 - Solarno
13 - Jhan Æon

Visual art by Taylor Shechet (tttlllrrr.blogspot.com). Layout and Typography by Joshua Decker (jdecker.net).

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Track Name: Invocation
Magick

Some examples ov Occult Things...

LOOKING OUT WITH A WEARY EYE
AN UNSPEAKABLE MONSTROSITY APPROACHES
THOUGHTS START MELTING TOGETHER
NONSENSE AND MEANING BECOME ONE

bLvrgTr0n!
Raise up your claws!

Some examples ov Occult Things...
Magick, Witchcraft, Paganism, Wicca, Psychics, Fortune Tellers, Astrology, Satanism, Black Magick, White Magick, Voodoo, Freemasonry

Magick
Pokemon
Magick

Okay. Some examples ov Occult Things...
Pokemon, New Age, Harry Potter, and Astral Travel

AND I REACH OUT MY HAND
LETTING THEE POWER OV THEE CVRSE ENTER ME

bLvrgTr0n!
Raise up your claws!
bLvrgTr0n!
All through the night!

SkeleTr0n!
Rising from the grave!
AutomaTr0n!
All through the rave!

bLvrg!!!
Track Name: Sir Meowington
Your furry friend
Sir Meowington

Everyone's meow meow friend
Sir Meowington

He came here in a UFO
To live with humans in their homes
His paws have magical appeal
and highly sharpened claws forged from titanium steel!

His leader is Lord Happycat
Gets orders from space and all that
He uses telepathic waves
Paralyzing our minds with cuteness and turning us into cat slaves!

Your furry friend
Sir Meowington

Leading us to
the very end

Not just pretend
Sir Meowington

Your furry friend
Sir Meowington

Everyone's meow meow friend
Sir Meowington

The meowlians are here to stay
They've infiltrated in their way
With lots of hairballs in the fray
We will do their bidding and at night to meow we shall pray!

If this all seems beyond the pale
Just analyze the kitty trail
It leads you to subservience
To pointy eared furry creatures with terrible secret plans!
Track Name: Functional Vanity
Everyday we interact
and judge and process the impact
of displaying ourselves up to size

Its required to be perfect
so all the proper dots connect
even though its an evasive disguise

Functional Vanity
It's a way of life
Aesthetic Sanity
Banishing the lies

When the boring people gather
they ask us things like what's the matter
with just blending in, not asking why

We tell them to please go along
dont waste our time they are so wrong
we will not give up til the day we die

Turn the inside of your head
into a peacock's tail fully spread
to tease and excite all of the dull minds

Our fashion code is anything goes
from vinyl corsets to stilettos
show you've got the bravery inside

Stop listening to these idiots
who just want you to die or go nuts
the cure is laid out right before your eyes

Functional Vanity
It's a way of life
Aesthetic Sanity
Cutting like a knife

This is the way
Join up today
Get them away
They want your brains

Functional Vanity

now they all foam at the mouth
behaving much like hungry hounds
but you do not even hear their desperate cries

your standards have evolved so much
they'll never even get to touch
that's because you have learned to fly

castles crumble on your word
your influence is rest assured
the empire stretches long as it does wide

you're in charge of the entire show
congratulations here you go
it seems you have won the ultimate prize

Functional Vanity
It's a way of life
Aesthetic Sanity
Banishing the lies

Functional Vanity
It's a way of life
Aesthetic Sanity
Cutting like a knife

Functional Vanity
Track Name: Occult Celebrity
Do you like my death rattle?

gvrgle thee abyss

Do it Now. Do it Right.

So we can replicate it
and put it on the air
and rent you fancy limousines
and even style your hair

Now think about your IMAGE
Be true to how you FEEL
You must project your ATTITUDE
It must be something REAL

Do you want to be a Famous Celebrity?!
I want to be an Occult Celebrity!

Maximum Capacity
we strive for nothing less
The life of a celebutante
will put you to the test

Do it Now. Do it Right.

Don't you want to have Money?
Don't you want to have Fame?
Do you want to have Power?
Do you have no shame?

Don't you want to change the future?
Don't you want to get laid?
For better or for worse
Everyone knows your name!

Do you want to be a Notorious Celebrity?!
I want to be an Occult Celebrity!

Occult Celebrity

We will go down as the greatest!
They will talk about our names forever!

Do it Now. Do it Right.

Do you want to be an Evil Celebrity?!
I want to be an Occult Celebrity!
Track Name: Spastick Witchcraft (featuring Gianna Love)
Oh yes Lord!
This shit is Spastick!

(Spastick Faggot Madness, Spastick Faggot Witchcraft)

Ooh, girl! The other day... I was walking down the street to go see a Drag Show, and this street preacher, he stopped me.

He said, "Have you received The Lord today, young lady?"
I said, "What?"
He said, "Have you received The Lord?!"
I said, "Who?"
He said, "If you receive The Lord, you can go to Heaven."
I said, "Where?!?"
I said, "Honey, I'm tryin to go to a Drag Show."
He said, "A DRAG show?! Do you know those people are going to hell?"

Spastick Faggot Witchcraft. Do you wanna pray?

And he said, "He who wears clothes of the opposite sex is an abomination."
I looked at him, I said, "Honey, I feel The Lord in a Drag Queen. Gurrrl, when she came out in them sequins... I raised my hands up in the air and I felt the Spirit."

(Spastick Faggot Madness, Spastick Faggot Witchcraft)

Yes I did. I felt the Spirit. But anyway, this preacher... Gurrrl, he looked me up and down...

(Spastick Faggot Madness, Spastick Faggot Witchcraft)

...and I looked him up and down. And he wanted to try to make me meet this Jesus person. But he said he hate a faggot. I said, "Baby, I got something for you!"

I got Spastick Faggot Witchcraft. Do you wanna pray?

...and I began to pray and I worked myself up and down that street, honey. I strut my shit! And I snapped my fingers in the air and I said, "Spastick!" and it started manifesting and I said "Spastick Faggot Witchcraft! Do YOU wanna pray?"

You can't learn this shit...
from a mothafvckin school.
You gotta go...
to the Spastick Multiverse.

(Spastick Faggot Madness, Spastick Faggot Witchcraft)

I went to Heaven the other day and it was a Gay Club!
And honey the Angels were Trannies!
And they were struttin their shit on the Dance Floor.
And there was Spastick Faggot Madness... all around, honey.
And we put our hands in the air!
And we RECEIVED the Spirit of Spastick Faggot Madness Through the Power of Tranny Jesus.

(Spastick Faggot Madness, Spastick Faggot Witchcraft)

Take a wig made of Astral Energy and put it on your head. Invoke the Power through your Third Eye Chakra.
Spin around Three Times...
Bow to every corner you can Imagine...
Sashay, Shante,
And say to Yourself:

"I Have The Power Of Spastick Witchcraft. I Have The Power Of Spastick Faggot Madness. I'm Fabulous. I'm Beautiful. I Can Do What I Want. I Can Do Anything, Baby. I Can Sashay All Through The World."

And That is the Empowerment of Spastick Faggot Witchcraft!

(Spastick Faggot Madness, Spastick Faggot Witchcraft)

Honey, I'm here to tell you today that The Lord is a Spastick Faggot Tranny. Hallelujah!
Track Name: A World Against Gay
You wont find me dumbing myself down
So what if nobody gets me?
I'm smarting myself up into oblivion
and I can see forever
Thanks for the hypnotism
Even posthumans get the quantum blues
Planets colliding consumptively
Nihilists dream presumptively
Many multicolored layers of thought unfolding and collapsing
Hark! The fifth horsewoman appears before the precipice
Make way in a Day in a World Against Gay
Fear Not Dominate Jocks
Executive Heavy Renegade Sound Pollution
No Apologies for the Queerpunk Revolution!
Sonic Confusion Sonic Confusion
Feral Seclusion Moral Exclusion Cynical Delusion
Make way in a Day in a World Against Gay
(or Lesbian or Bisexual or Transgender or Queer)
Find a way in a Day in a World Against Gay
Fear Not Dominate Jocks
Fret Not Dominate Jocks
Make way in a Day in a World Against Gay
Fear Not Dominate Dominate Dominate
Defenestrate Dominate Jocks
Track Name: Thee Escape Mechanism
ESCAPE THE HAND
RESHAPE THE LAND
UNDO THE MAN
RESUME THE PLAN

CONTACT THE BUG
HE WILL KNOW WHAT
THE THINGS WE MUST DO
TO CONTINUE ON

CUT THROUGH THE FOG
YOU MUST GO ON
TO BE THE ONE
WHO IS NOT WRONG

MAKE YOUR ESCAPE
DO NOT BE LATE
MAKE YOUR ESCAPE
TAKE BACK YOUR FATE
Track Name: You Consumer
you jerk you fucker you consumer
you work
you jerk you fucker you consumer
you've earned it
you deserve it
spoil yourself
you consumer
pamper yourself
you consumer
muthafuckin bass
you jerk you fucker you consumer